Site Development

March 15th, 2008

just a little to do list….

  • center the title
  • change the appearance of the guest ratings
  • add links to rss feed in sidebar
  • padding between the title of the article and the actual body text
  • re-think navigation structure
  • re-add dynamic overviews and ratings on all pages
  • add a shoutbox
  • breadcrum
  • background color on the sidebar
  • ability to comment on pages
  • fancy comments - multiple posts?
  • fancy comments - color scheme
  • tab navigation
  • commenters can hijack registered accounts wtf
  • figure out what I want to do with movie categories (removed the listing entirely from the sidebar for now)
  • Wordpress 2.5

if you have any thoughts, please share!

There Will Be Blood

March 10th, 2008
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Oscar woes and competition aside, the academy did call one thing right: If there is one key element to this film that deserves praise, it would have to be it’s lead: Daniel Day-Lewis shines as Daniel Plainview, a flamboyant but brutal oil man and entrepreneur to the very core, who will stop at nothing to to get the things he wants.

Plainview is an oil man, yes, but Lewis proves to be a showman first. Dialogues unfold like you’re watching Glengarry Glenn Ross on crack, and the man’s sheer physique alone is impressive enough to keep you glued to your seat for two and a half hours.
The entrancingly slow pace of the film and the thinly scattered plot developments never pose much of a problem.

This is not just a movie, it is a portrait, and the still backdrops only offer Plainview a more impressive stage to display his maniacal personality. A true feast for anyone who enjoys intense drama and isn’t put off by a bit of exaggeration.

Not a very good date-movie, though. (shakes head)

8.2/10
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No Country for Old Men

March 7th, 2008
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Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande

No Country for Old Men is the latest Oscar winning smash hit movie by Joel & Ethan Coen. It is based on Cormac McCarthy’s novel of the same name. The film starts off when our protagonist, Llewelyn Moss played by Josh Brolin stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong. After little consideration, he decides to take the money, thinking to know well what risk he is taking. Brolin does an excellent job at creating a simple but resourceful and most of all, genuinely likable character. The only likable character in the film, for that matter. More on that later.
From this point on, the film unfolds like a straightforward, but extremely well orchestrated all-out chase story, so suspenseful that I would call it reminiscent of the original Terminator. This comparison to the ultimate stalker movie is no thanks to the unimaginative killer Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) who is sent after Brolin to recover the money.

Though dark, pneumatic nail gun wielding and relentless, Chigurh is equiped with little personality to speak and a set of uninteresting one dimensional morals. At one point the character is described as lacking a sense of humor. Such a clear sign must have been obvious to the brothers Coen when they adapted the novel to a script, but apparently it must have sounded like a good idea at the time. If this were another movie, I would have written this mistake down to someone deciding it would be “cool” or “badass” to have a cold blooded killer who doesn’t exhibit complex emotions, but ‘No Country’ feels far too artsyficial for this to be true. It’s more likely that the character in some metaphoric way is supposed to portray a deeper meaning which frankly eludes me.
What earns this movie a comparison to ‘Terminator’ is the absolutely masterfully crafted air of tension that runs throughout the entire film - from a technical point of view, the directors get everything right. Thanks to great timing, editing, and wonderful camerawork, the deserted plains and seedy motel rooms of Texas breathe an air of suspense, and every sequence of the film is heavy with the storm that you can just feel is coming as the film builds up to a final confrontation between the hunted, Moss, and his hunter, Chigurh….
-spoiler alert-

This brings me to my main complaint about the movie. As I’ve mentioned before, the main character Llewelyn Moss is pretty much, the only character in this film who’s worth a damn. At what feels like halfway into the film, this character is killed off. What’s worse, he is killed off screen by some crew of Mexican gangbangers.

With the main and only character of interest gone, the film proceeds to drag on for another half hour as the remaining side characters talk a lot. It would be like having Sarah Connor die in the first bar fight, followed by an hour of James Cameron zooming the camera up Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ass.
The movie ends with Tommie Lee Jones sitting at his kitchen table, rambling on about the good old days when criminals were more than just bad people or something, and proceeds to whine about a mystical dream that he had about his late father. It’s quite ironic that I’ve only even thought of Jones’ character as I’m reaching the conclusion of this review. Ironic, but not surprising. Jones plays a sheriff who doesn’t do a damn thing throughout the film other than stare into the distance, quite melancholicly, and complain about how he’s getting too old for this shit. That’s not why I go to movie theatres.
If by now, you are thinking that this review seems poorly structured and convoluted, then I have done a good job at capturing the essence of this film.

I’m sure that fans of the book will tell me that I’m missing some grand old point here, and that supposedly, Jones’ character represents the heart and soul of the story. I say to them that film is a visual medium, and films require something worth looking at. It’s not a book. Films simply don’t work that way. Certainly not this one.
After this tremendous letdown I was compelled to leave the theater and drink lots and lots of beer.

5.9/10
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I am Legend

February 27th, 2008
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6.7/10
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Cloverfield

February 22nd, 2008

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I’m going to be lazy and copy paste a review written by my friend dark, with whom I am in complete agreement on this one… almost ;)

I’m gonna write a review of this of sorts, but in order to discuss why I liked it as much as I did, I have to go into great detail about spoilers. So if you haven’t seen it, I strongly reccomend that you do, and I also strongly reccomend you don’t click the following spoiler tag, because it really will totally ruin it.

Spoilers below
I went into this film without much expectation - I liked the basic premise, but I thought the trailer made it look a bit cheesy, and I’d heard that the thing destroying Manhattan was a giant monster, which sounded totally lame. I was so impressed though - basically, I am very, very bored with the standard model of Hollywood movies, and for me to really like a film it has to do something that I wasn’t expecting.
Every time I saw a cliche approaching in this film, I thought ‘*sigh*, I know exactly what’s going to happen here’, and it rarely did - the building they climbed didn’t fall down the second they escaped, the helicopter with the girl in didn’t explode as soon as it took off, and best of all, Hud died (his name is a referance to a videogame HUD i presume, being that he’s the first person viewpoint throughout this film - awesome).
I usually watch movies with a view to what I’d have done differently if I was directing it (I’m doing Film Studies, so that isn’t too unreasonable a thing to muse), and this film frequently did exactly what I’d do, which pleased me immensely. Main characters being killed off, complete anonymity surrounding the origins of the monster, and best of all the ending - I love stuff like that, totally going against the very tired standard model and not tieing everything up in a neat little bundle. Loved it basically.
” - dark

I would only like to add to that that with a more developed set of characters, this film could have been even better. Some of the romantic motivations of the main characters are less than convincing, and at times even feel a bit uninteresting - this probably due to lack of proper exposition - and as such, the film’s ending lacks a little in the emotional payoff department.

That’s not what this film is about though, and as such this flaw is easily forgiven. It is because of a lack of cleverly layed out plot, soundtrack, or witty oneliners that the plain yuppie protagonists do not steal the real star’s thunder - just sit back let cloverfield’s monster take you on a rollercoaster ride.

7.6/10
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Die Hard 4: Live free or die hard

February 6th, 2008
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Timothy Olyphant (Hitman), a frustrated IT consultant with a grudge against ‘the man’, decides to take the future of the nation into his own hands by hacking the entire interwebs and then some. Enter our wisecracking hero John McClane (Bruce Willis) to save the day. Again.

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MEH/10
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Aliens VS Predator 2: Requiem

February 3rd, 2008
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Though I wasn’t very impressed with the original ‘AvP’, I decided to go and see “Aliens VS Predator 2: Requiem”. The teaser trailer promised lots of gratuitous gore, and I was in that kind of mood. This sequel is a step up from the original in the sense that it just delivers and hour and a half of mindless entertainment and it doesn’t bother too much with contrived backstories - unlike the first one.

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4.5/10
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Eastern Promises

January 27th, 2008
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Eastern Promises follows the mysterious and ruthless Nikolai (Viggo Mortensen), who is tied to one of London’s most notorious organized crime families, part of the Vory V Zakone criminal brotherood. His carefully maintained existence is jarred when he crosses paths with Anna (Naomi Watts), an innocent midwife trying to right a wrong, who accidentally uncovers potential evidence against the family. Now Nikolai must put into motion a harrowing chain of murder, deceit, and retribution.”

It seems director David Cronenberg wasn’t quite “done” after completing ‘a History of Violence‘. For ‘Promises’ he’s teamed up with Viggo Mortensen again, and delivers another film that places characters in a dog eat dog environment, and contrasts the powerful to the ones powerless. Compared to ‘Violence’, Eastern promises is less concerned with questions such as: “what would you do if someone threatened your family” and instead focuses more on plot development and story. It is less of a character study, and more of a conventional thriller, starring a few stereotypical good and bad characters….but with an edge.

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7.9/10
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Black Sheep

January 26th, 2008
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There is not much to be told about the plot of ‘Black Sheep’: A genetic experiment on a sheep farm in New Zealand goes horribly wrong resulting in the island nation’s worst nightmare -  zombie killer sheep!

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4/10
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Hitman

December 8th, 2007

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Some of you may know me as the guy who runs the fan site hitmanforum.com and YES! I too have had the dubious pleasure of seeing this masterpiece in cinema. I must point out that when I say fan site, I mean to say that I am a big fan of the original videogame (”Hitman: Codename 47″) and not necessarily of ‘everything Hitman’. Still, I had somewhat of a moral obligation to go and see this film. On to the review! Read the rest of this entry »

FACEPALM/10
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